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theorem mods ([personal profile] lamentus) wrote in [community profile] theorememes2025-11-03 08:07 am
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TDM #1, arc 1.0: we drift like worried fire










BUFF



Bonded of The Sorrowweld will find that the NPCs are especially friendly to them this month. Seriously, they just keep trying to give you things. It might get annoying.







DEBUFF



For those who are bonded to Tarnished Az-Mehet, you keep seeing shadows out of the corner of your eye on every screen in the ship, even your datapad. Something is lurking.








At first, you feel a pull. In which direction, you do not know. When a portal of shimmering black and glittering stars appears in front of you, it only seems natural to step into it. On the journey, it is as if you see everything: ancient galaxies wheeling through space, cultures born and growing and leaving their planets, lights creeping over landmasses and them winking out all at once. You see the hungry arm of a black hole, an enigmatic smile under a mirrored mask, a fist clenched tight around an endless sword. Fangs shining in starlight, bandaged feet that have traveled so many miles and still remain sturdy, and code shattering under titanium will.

And then your feet touch solid ground again, and what you have seen is suddenly hard to recall, the merest of glimpses springing to mind when you try to think back.

All you know is that you witnessed something enormous, something you probably shouldn't have seen.

As you struggle to refocus your gaze, all you see for a long moment is white. White walls, white floor. Narrow white cots lined up against a wall, screens blinking above them in tones of soothing aqua and mint. You are in a medbay — a highly advanced one, given the lack of bulky machinery — but perhaps the most eye-catching thing about the room is a long window showing endless black and twinkling stars outside.

Before you can give voice to any thoughts, a small robot flutters toward you, and perches on the back of a chair. "Hello, Wayfarer!" the birdform chirps cheerfully. "I imagine you must have many questions; allow me to enlighten you! You have fallen victim to a quantum accident and have been pulled to another universe, but the Ascendants, in their generosity, intercepted your signal and brought you here so that you did not wind up in empty space. You are aboard the Theorem of the Astral Rose; our mission is to explore uncharted space and search for the Song!"

They pause, thinking, their little blue eye aglow, and then brighten.

"Oh! Introductions are in order! I am Starling's Lament in Flight, but you may call me Starling's Lament. I am one of the Hosts of this exploration vessel; we will do everything we can to ensure a safe voyage for you. Unfortunately, at this moment, we cannot send you home. The Ascendants have indicated that their search for the Song may play some key role in doing so." They whistle a merry tune. "Please enjoy your stay!"

REFLECT


When you manage to get your wits about you -- it's a bumpy ride between universes! -- you start to leave the medbay. Starling's Lament has indicated that you are free to explore the ship, and nowhere is off limits to you. As you leave the cool white tones of the medbay behind, a hallway stretches out in front of you. Both sides are transparent, offering a view into the long dark of space beyond. However, unlike deep space, there is currently quite a lot to see.



On the left lays the broad curve of a planet, lush green landmass and white clouds skidding across its surface. Its star is just sinking behind it, lighting up the very edge of its atmosphere in tones of engine-burn orange and ozone blue, as long shadows cast by enormous space elevators creep across the landmasses. Its most eye-catching feature, however, are the hexagonal structures webbed across its surface, connected by fine corridors with all the geometric precision of woven spider's silk. You can just barely see the tiny dots of spaceships flowing around them, docking, embarking, shuttling between them.

"That is the Redline Trading Post." You hear a tiny whisper, and look up to see another robot — a beetleform, this time, with a shiny dotted shell — watching you curiously from its place on the ceiling. In fact, there are a number of other Hosts doing the exact same thing; a snakeform coiled around a barrier rail, a catform with bright yellow eyes peeking around the corner, a chirping droneform hovering some distance down the hallway. They're all fascinated by you. "But we will be departing soon. You will not get to taste the Galactic Snowball Nova-Cream, the shining culinary jewel of Redline. Sorry. I hear it is very tasty."

You look to your right, away from the planet and the Redline post, to gaze out into the depths of space. In the distance, there is a nebula, its gasses lit up in shades of coral pink and deep purple. It is pockmarked with stars both young and old, newborn stellar entities cradled in the depths of its life-making dust. Set against the dark of space, it is a flower in bloom.



It's beautiful, except—

The longer you look at it, the more something nags at the corner of your mind. A memory glances across your thoughts, unbidden. Something you hoped for, maybe; or something you fear. Whatever the memory, as you gaze at the nebula, a small piece of it curls, shaping in response to your memory. It is your face, reflected perfectly. Smiling, or howling in anger, or weeping.

Eventually, the nebula will go back to normal. But for now, it reflects the fears and triumphs of the new Wayfarers, a mirror held up in the darkness of space.

IMBIBE

Once you make it into the bulk of the ship, the Hosts inform you that as they have just restocked all essential supplies, they will be throwing a party in your honor, and they hope you will sample the food.

Maybe you're incredibly dubious about this. Maybe you're starving after your long journey. Either way, you find yourself in the mess hall. It's less like a traditional mess hall and more like a park full of food trucks with seating in the middle. The food trucks are bright and eye-catching, Hosts serving huge heaps of food from their interiors, as their signs advertise everything from Earthen Ancient Egyptian food (As Close As We Can Reconstruct It!) to Raxalar Black Stew (New and Improved: Now Free Of Grit!).

Real grass is underfoot, and the picnic-style seating in the middle appears to be real wood. The lighting is a myriad; whimsical string lights strung between the trucks, floating globe lights playfully dancing like fireflies, and the luminescence of a dogform's patterns and a droneform's enormous eyes and a flyform's glittering trail. The Hosts are clearly excited.

And if the food happens to have... some kind of effect?

Well, the Hosts say, that's only to be expected! The attention of an Edict may, for a nano-second, turn toward the start of this voyage, and that's bound to make anything go a little wonky. Also, they've used some ingredients from the local system, and it's only customary there to share some thoughts and ideas and memories when you eat together. How else can you properly get to know each other?

RED BUFFALO SHANK WITH SPIKED LOTUS

This may or may not look appealing to you depending on your sensibilities, but it does smell incredible. Soft, savory red meat paired with the fragrant, earthy scent of the vegetable. The Red Buffalo is perfectly seared, and if you poke them cautiously, you'll find the spikes are entirely edible, as long as you chew well enough. If Wayfarers eat this, they will find themselves sharing a memory with the nearest person, a vision of the last time they were truly happy.

UPSIDE-DOWN PLUM SPARK-WINE

It seems the Hosts aren't quite sure of the appropriate alcohol content of substances, as this will burn all the way down, chased by a cool, sparkly feeling all the way down one's esophagus. It tastes of sweetly sour plums, and a potential hangover tomorrow morning. Wayfarers that imbibe this alcohol beverage will start overhearing the thoughts of those around them, as if they are perfectly in tune with everyone.

GOLDEN BUNS WITH SPICED HONEY DRIZZLE

Ah, a perfectly homey looking meal, sweet and savory, gently steaming. These are a must-try for any Wayfarer with a sweet tooth, proudly boasting of the agricultural and apiary skill of a nearby alien culture. The buns are perfectly fluffy, the spiced honey is warming. What's not to love? After eating this, Wayfarers will find themselves and the nearest person sharing a vision of themselves as they might have been had they gone down the worst possible path in their life.

CHERRY COLA!™

This isn't the Cherry Cola! you may or may not be familiar with, but it's interesting that whatever alien came up with this came up with the same Earth word. Or maybe the Hosts got it from Earth? Either way, it's fizzy, it's sparkly, it makes you feel like you're floating on rainbow bubbles. Upon drinking this, imbibers will telepathically project outward a vision of the most beautiful thing they've ever seen.

A CAKE. MAYBE.

Dear god. What is it? Who came up with this? Who is even brave enough to try this? It certainly… has a taste. It… has an appearance. Whether either of these things are good is in the eye of the beholder. Wayfarers adventurous enough to put this in their mouths (or other eating appendages) will find themselves uncontrollably speaking aloud of the thing they long for the most.

INITIATE


Eventually, it comes time to launch.

The Hosts are a blur of activity, some of them packing up more delicate equipment in case of errant gravity waves during initial propulsion, some of them herding the Wayfarers into a seating area reserved specifically for the safety of its occupants during launch, deceleration, and rare turbulence. You are informed that engine flare will be so bright it will rival a star for the next twenty-five hours of engine start-up burn, but you will only need to stay strapped in for half an hour or so.

As the Theorem's enormous engines start cycling, the entire ship seems to hum in melodic song. And after everybody is strapped in, that's when the intensity starts. Gravity seems to want to push everything toward the stern, and Wayfarers are pressed hard against their seats with the inertia. After half an hour, the Hosts cheerily announce that everybody is free to get up and move around — but you might want to stay near a window, as they will be doing a low dive through the nearby planet's second moon's atmosphere, and it will be quite the sight.

Soon enough, the moon becomes visible. It is of unbroken crimson red, though subtle shifting in its surface lets you guess that it's water rather than earth. And then, as the Theorem rolls gently to the side, the view in the windows nearly perfectly split between moon and space, that's when you see them, swimming through the atmosphere.



To call them fish would be inaccurate — they are not in an ocean, or any body of water — and yet, that will be the word that springs to mind for most Wayfarers. Some of them are sleek and small, schooling in packs of shimmering white and ochre. Others are long and pointed, appendages pointed backward to exude a bright pink gas that propels them forward and which trails after them like oil slicks in the air. The locals call them x'enuda, the Hosts tell you, a combination of words that mean to fly and cunning prey.

They swim closer, swarming outside of the window. Some of them swim through, phasing through the shielding and windows alike, to dance gently in the interior of the Theorem, darting to and fro. If any Wayfarers find themselves curious enough to reach out and touch these creatures, they will find themselves similarly phased, capable of passing through matter for the next few minutes before the shared electrical field wears off and returns them to normal corporality. The external shield will catch you if you phase right through the ship's floor, but you may need to swim back up. Others may find themselves suddenly craving company, as if the x'enuda's instinct to remain safe in a school is catching.

FOREWORD


"All Wayfarers, please report to the docking bay!"

As you filter into the enormous cavern that makes up the docking bay of the Theorem, you see rows of smaller spacecraft. Some of them are sleek and light, like they'd be as free as a feather during aerial combat, while others are bulky and spacious. Many of them have designs in alien languages on them, or bizarre looking mascots, seemingly for good luck. As the occasional screen informs you, you are free to claim any one of the ships as your own, but first, Starling's Lament would very much like to give a presentation.

Past the rows of ships lays an expansive opening in the side of the Theorem, many stories high and wide, a shimmering forcefield the only thing between you and space. Beyond it, you can see the quickly fading shape of the planet and moons you left behind as the Theorem continues acceleration. It is in front of this that Starling's Lament has set up a large hologram of a star map.

As they start to explain once everyone is gathered, the map currently shows the region of space you are in. It is an enormous quadrant of multiple galaxies, some pinwheeled in shape, some circuler or tube-like. A line arcs across it, heading into what is clearly less-explored space, beyond the area colorfully marked as Alliance territory. Eventually, that line stops at a star, which then magnifies to reveal a six planet system, the second planet from the star circled.

This is your first objective: designation Epsilon-355.

There are many stories of which planets the Last Pilgrim has set foot upon, and yet, nobody has ever verified any of them. This, the Ascendants claim, is the closest match they have found for one of those planets in a scrap of story: a land of golden sand and shimmering glass, where pilgrimages track their way across the Golden Barrens desert. The planet is small and unassuming in the hologram, and the details next to it are scarce: relatively normal gravity, breathable atmosphere. More details will become available as the Theorem gets close enough for in-depth scans.

If there any notes of the Song to be found, they may yet be found in the Last Pilgrim's footprints.

Presentation nearly over, Starling's Lament directs you a series of tables that have neatly assembled packages of gear. Once you have picked your Division, you are welcome to claim the technological tools of its trade. You can also look at the spaceships available to claim, or even just watch out the docking bay door as you leave the planet behind and head deeper into space.

Welcome to the mission, Wayfarer.


doesntsing: (no kidding)

Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-04 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
arrival.
”Have I been abducted?”

That realization is finally dawning on Midge, several hours after waking up in what had seemed like a very bland hospital. At first, everything was overstimulating - the frames on the walls, like small movie screens showing images, the robots, the blackness outside the window. She honestly hadn’t heard much that the robot had said to her, though she remembers that it had a really weird name. Midge explores the ship in a daze, in awe of everything around her. Maybe this is a dream. Maybe she’s high as hell. Or maybe…

“And I thought those people in the papers were all nuts.”


imbibe.
A girl’s gotta eat, and Midge is admittedly curious what the kitchen looks like aboard this thing. She’s not expecting Central Park with a bunch of hot dog stands. Bending down, she touches the grass, confirming that it is indeed real.

“Is this Kosher?” The robot serving Midge just looks at her. Apparently it’s buffalo? If it’s really buffalo, then technically it should be Kosher. Ah well. It smells really good and it’s not like she’s never eaten non-Kosher food before. She digs in. Any person sitting near her will see a vision of her on stage, telling jokes to a laughing audience.

Alcohol is of utmost importance and thank God, Midge finds some. Plum Spark-Wine is not her first choice, but any port in a storm. Midge takes a long swig, not expecting it to burn on the way down. “Woah,” she says with a cough. “What’s in this stuff? Acetone?”

There’s a sound from the person sitting across from her and Midge looks up at them. “I’m sorry, did you say something?” Funny, she doesn’t think she saw their lips move.


foreward.
Maybe the longer that Midge is here, the less that everything will seem so overwhelming. It’s simply so different from what she’s used to, like she’s stepped into a sci-fi movie. She’s able to pay better attention to Starling’s Lament this time since she isn’t in complete shock.

Right. Now she has to pick a job. Midge has a feeling that comedian, housewife, or makeup counter clerk won’t be options. She has officially exhausted her list of prior jobs.

Ultimately, she picks it by process of elimination. Security is laughable. Medical is nearly as laughable as Security. Science was never her best subject. Research is an option. Maybe. But it sounds boring. So that leaves her with Support.

“Officially a member of the vaguest group,” Midge says, picking up her multi-tool. “Is this a fancy Swiss Army knife?” After pushing a button, a nail file pops out. “Oh, this is perfect.”


wildcard.
[ Feel free to plot something else with me at [plurk.com profile] sparks_fly. Will match prose or brackets in responses. ]
Edited 2025-11-04 01:09 (UTC)
ferengineer: (Default)

Re: Midge Maisel | The Marvelous Mrs Maisel

[personal profile] ferengineer 2025-11-04 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Looks like it," says a short man with a large cranium and equally large ears. He's wearing what appears to be some form of uniform.

"Lieutenant Nog, Starfleet. Before you ask, no, I'm not any more involved in whatever's happening here than you are."

If she's not from his universe it's possible she'd assume he was involved. Best to head that off early.

If she is? It's still a good plan because Nog is well aware of how little regard many humans have for his species.
doesntsing: (yeah?)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-05 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
The man who approaches is pretty strange looking, startling Midge at first. Honestly though, after waking up on a spaceship, not much can surprise her anymore.

“I’m Midge. From Earth. You… are an alien? But not one of the aliens in charge of this ship?”

Please excuse her. She is very, very new to all of this.
lastexit: (310 - Dark Paradise)

Imbibe

[personal profile] lastexit 2025-11-04 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But maybe it's better I'm here, out here nobody at home can get hurt because of being near me.

Maya flinched at words directed to her, taking a few precious seconds before she looked up. The young woman, stick straight blond hair more or less trying to hide her face and a disposition that could be called, politely, 'haunted,' didn't express much as she finally gave any attention to the woman at the table with her. "...No?"

I should be more polite. But smiling takes so much effort, and everyone thinks it looks fake. I can't even pretend to be normal. This should be a fresh start and I can't even try...

Maya resumed picking at her food, eating but she lacked much of the gusto one might expect of a teenager with food. Quiet and her lips moving slowly as she chewed and definitely not talking out loud.
doesntsing: (furrowed)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-05 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Midge blinks, brow furrowed.

“Do you know that I can hear what I’m guessing are your thoughts? Are you doing that on purpose?”

If not, that’s pretty intrusive. Why is it happening? The poor girl does not seem okay either.
Edited 2025-11-05 01:58 (UTC)
lastexit: (407 - Moonlight and Magic)

[personal profile] lastexit 2025-11-05 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
That caused Maya to actually react, visible fear in her eyes. Her mind whirling around a number of fractured thoughts you would not want to think about. Helpfully including how bad fire is in airplanes, and questions on long someone could survive in the vacuum of space. Her thoughts only calm down when they transition into a song.

Maya kept her eyes closed as she finally got whatever that was under control. And picked at her food some more.

Sorry. I wouldn't wish my thoughts on anyone.

Her eyes dart up, finally feeling like she can talk. "I'm Maya. I'll try to keep out of the dark places. I should do that anyway."
doesntsing: (contemplative)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-09 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
People don’t realize how often their thoughts scatter until they hear someone else’s. Maya’s brain is a flurry of worst case scenarios and then finally, the song, which seems to quiet things.

“I’m sorry,” Midge replies. “I’m not sure why this is happening…” Is it the food? She looks accusingly at her buffalo shank. “I’m Midge. Boy, this ability would have been useful with my ex-husband. We would have gotten divorced a whole lot sooner.”
lastexit: (404 - Dark as a Dungeon)

[personal profile] lastexit 2025-11-09 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
That name is an antique.

That was rude, but- given everything, trying to map out the rules of the world was easier with the tiny insignificant details as much as the larger more obvious stuff.

"I'm sure 'does this dress make me look fat' becomes a lot more terrifying when the answer has to be honest." Maya's smile is a weak tired thing, she's making an effort to not be as much of herself as normal. Of course, her mind drifts to how telepathy would have worked out for her.

Maybe I could have saved- no, no that'd never work. Knowing would have made it worse. And I can't dwell.
doesntsing: (pink)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
“It’s better than ‘Miriam’,” she replies. Yes, she did just hear Maya’s thought and answer it. “Sorry. I wish there was a way to turn this off.”

Maya might be able to tell by Midge’s clothing that she is indeed an antique, at least compared to the time periods that other people here might be from.

Midge pushes her plate and drink away from her. It may or may not be the food that’s causing this to happen, but maybe if she stops eating, the telepathy will go away.

“That’s a great point,” Midge says. “Also if he likes my hair or my cooking. Might have saved my marriage.”

Probably not. Though if she could have read Joel’s mind, she would have known that he was cheating on her much sooner.

She’s hesitant to ask the girl about whatever it is that she keeps thinking about. It’s clearly something that upsets her and might not be something that she wishes to discuss with a complete stranger.
lastexit: (407 - Moonlight Eyes)

[personal profile] lastexit 2025-11-12 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
That got Maya's thoughts to stop spiraling in on themselves, which is good for both of them, and start thinking about practical matters.

Maya, was dressed very much for spring in Canada... if you believe that your right to bare arms was sacred and tank tops were a perpetual thing to always wear. Skinny jeans, tank top, and a cute vest that was very rock n roll. But she didn't think Midge would pick up on that.

"How far away is the year 2017 from you?"

Maya considered her own food and decided that it's possible Midge wasn't hearing thoughts and Maya might be projecting, and her appetite had escaped her trying so hard to stay out of the dark places.

She'll eat later, promise.
doesntsing: (ooh)

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-18 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Maya’s outfit is extremely casual to Midge. Not bad, per se, but the only people who wear denim in her time are workmen. She’s never seen jeans like that before. Midge is wearing a dress that would look very at home on ‘I Love Lucy’.

Her eyebrows go up when the girl says 2017.

“Uh. Over 60 years.”
theroadpaved: (the ingredients list is concerning)

foreward

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2025-11-15 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Castiel, likewise, is picking through everything on the table with a kind of detached curiosity. All the gadgets and doodads humanity's invented over the past two thousand years still sometimes confound him, but some of these are a whole new best. Girl he is still trying to get used to cellular phones...this is too much.

When Midge picks up the multi-tool and makes it actually do something, Castiel leans possibly too close into personal space to peer down at what it's doing. "What is that?" Wait, he's seen that before. That looks like one of the grooming tools Sam keeps in his duffel that Castiel has definitely gone through a few times. "That can be used for...spaceship repairs?"
doesntsing: (furrowed)

Apologies for the delayed response

[personal profile] doesntsing 2025-11-18 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
There is a man suddenly very close to her. Forgive her, but she is going to move just a little bit to the side.

“It’s a nail file,” she replies, mimicking how she would use it to file a nail. Her nails actually look great right now and she doesn’t want to ruin her manicure. “I have no idea if it can be used in spaceship repair, but it’s very helpful for nail repair.”
theroadpaved: (i will uninvent the phones)

no prob i'm easy

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2025-11-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
At the very least Castiel seems neither offended nor intent on moving in closely again, just watching her closely as she demonstrates. "Ah. For hygiene." They need specialized equipment for that?! He'd thought he could just use soaps and whatever... Does he need to be looking around for specific scrub brushes now?

"Is there..." How does he ask this. "Some sort of...toiletries kit...we should be collecting?" Because no joke, looking at everything on this table is getting him more lost than that time Sam and Dean tried to get him to pick between cell phones.