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theorem mods ([personal profile] lamentus) wrote in [community profile] theorememes2025-11-03 08:07 am
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TDM #1, arc 1.0: we drift like worried fire










BUFF



Bonded of The Sorrowweld will find that the NPCs are especially friendly to them this month. Seriously, they just keep trying to give you things. It might get annoying.







DEBUFF



For those who are bonded to Tarnished Az-Mehet, you keep seeing shadows out of the corner of your eye on every screen in the ship, even your datapad. Something is lurking.








At first, you feel a pull. In which direction, you do not know. When a portal of shimmering black and glittering stars appears in front of you, it only seems natural to step into it. On the journey, it is as if you see everything: ancient galaxies wheeling through space, cultures born and growing and leaving their planets, lights creeping over landmasses and them winking out all at once. You see the hungry arm of a black hole, an enigmatic smile under a mirrored mask, a fist clenched tight around an endless sword. Fangs shining in starlight, bandaged feet that have traveled so many miles and still remain sturdy, and code shattering under titanium will.

And then your feet touch solid ground again, and what you have seen is suddenly hard to recall, the merest of glimpses springing to mind when you try to think back.

All you know is that you witnessed something enormous, something you probably shouldn't have seen.

As you struggle to refocus your gaze, all you see for a long moment is white. White walls, white floor. Narrow white cots lined up against a wall, screens blinking above them in tones of soothing aqua and mint. You are in a medbay — a highly advanced one, given the lack of bulky machinery — but perhaps the most eye-catching thing about the room is a long window showing endless black and twinkling stars outside.

Before you can give voice to any thoughts, a small robot flutters toward you, and perches on the back of a chair. "Hello, Wayfarer!" the birdform chirps cheerfully. "I imagine you must have many questions; allow me to enlighten you! You have fallen victim to a quantum accident and have been pulled to another universe, but the Ascendants, in their generosity, intercepted your signal and brought you here so that you did not wind up in empty space. You are aboard the Theorem of the Astral Rose; our mission is to explore uncharted space and search for the Song!"

They pause, thinking, their little blue eye aglow, and then brighten.

"Oh! Introductions are in order! I am Starling's Lament in Flight, but you may call me Starling's Lament. I am one of the Hosts of this exploration vessel; we will do everything we can to ensure a safe voyage for you. Unfortunately, at this moment, we cannot send you home. The Ascendants have indicated that their search for the Song may play some key role in doing so." They whistle a merry tune. "Please enjoy your stay!"

REFLECT


When you manage to get your wits about you -- it's a bumpy ride between universes! -- you start to leave the medbay. Starling's Lament has indicated that you are free to explore the ship, and nowhere is off limits to you. As you leave the cool white tones of the medbay behind, a hallway stretches out in front of you. Both sides are transparent, offering a view into the long dark of space beyond. However, unlike deep space, there is currently quite a lot to see.



On the left lays the broad curve of a planet, lush green landmass and white clouds skidding across its surface. Its star is just sinking behind it, lighting up the very edge of its atmosphere in tones of engine-burn orange and ozone blue, as long shadows cast by enormous space elevators creep across the landmasses. Its most eye-catching feature, however, are the hexagonal structures webbed across its surface, connected by fine corridors with all the geometric precision of woven spider's silk. You can just barely see the tiny dots of spaceships flowing around them, docking, embarking, shuttling between them.

"That is the Redline Trading Post." You hear a tiny whisper, and look up to see another robot — a beetleform, this time, with a shiny dotted shell — watching you curiously from its place on the ceiling. In fact, there are a number of other Hosts doing the exact same thing; a snakeform coiled around a barrier rail, a catform with bright yellow eyes peeking around the corner, a chirping droneform hovering some distance down the hallway. They're all fascinated by you. "But we will be departing soon. You will not get to taste the Galactic Snowball Nova-Cream, the shining culinary jewel of Redline. Sorry. I hear it is very tasty."

You look to your right, away from the planet and the Redline post, to gaze out into the depths of space. In the distance, there is a nebula, its gasses lit up in shades of coral pink and deep purple. It is pockmarked with stars both young and old, newborn stellar entities cradled in the depths of its life-making dust. Set against the dark of space, it is a flower in bloom.



It's beautiful, except—

The longer you look at it, the more something nags at the corner of your mind. A memory glances across your thoughts, unbidden. Something you hoped for, maybe; or something you fear. Whatever the memory, as you gaze at the nebula, a small piece of it curls, shaping in response to your memory. It is your face, reflected perfectly. Smiling, or howling in anger, or weeping.

Eventually, the nebula will go back to normal. But for now, it reflects the fears and triumphs of the new Wayfarers, a mirror held up in the darkness of space.

IMBIBE

Once you make it into the bulk of the ship, the Hosts inform you that as they have just restocked all essential supplies, they will be throwing a party in your honor, and they hope you will sample the food.

Maybe you're incredibly dubious about this. Maybe you're starving after your long journey. Either way, you find yourself in the mess hall. It's less like a traditional mess hall and more like a park full of food trucks with seating in the middle. The food trucks are bright and eye-catching, Hosts serving huge heaps of food from their interiors, as their signs advertise everything from Earthen Ancient Egyptian food (As Close As We Can Reconstruct It!) to Raxalar Black Stew (New and Improved: Now Free Of Grit!).

Real grass is underfoot, and the picnic-style seating in the middle appears to be real wood. The lighting is a myriad; whimsical string lights strung between the trucks, floating globe lights playfully dancing like fireflies, and the luminescence of a dogform's patterns and a droneform's enormous eyes and a flyform's glittering trail. The Hosts are clearly excited.

And if the food happens to have... some kind of effect?

Well, the Hosts say, that's only to be expected! The attention of an Edict may, for a nano-second, turn toward the start of this voyage, and that's bound to make anything go a little wonky. Also, they've used some ingredients from the local system, and it's only customary there to share some thoughts and ideas and memories when you eat together. How else can you properly get to know each other?

RED BUFFALO SHANK WITH SPIKED LOTUS

This may or may not look appealing to you depending on your sensibilities, but it does smell incredible. Soft, savory red meat paired with the fragrant, earthy scent of the vegetable. The Red Buffalo is perfectly seared, and if you poke them cautiously, you'll find the spikes are entirely edible, as long as you chew well enough. If Wayfarers eat this, they will find themselves sharing a memory with the nearest person, a vision of the last time they were truly happy.

UPSIDE-DOWN PLUM SPARK-WINE

It seems the Hosts aren't quite sure of the appropriate alcohol content of substances, as this will burn all the way down, chased by a cool, sparkly feeling all the way down one's esophagus. It tastes of sweetly sour plums, and a potential hangover tomorrow morning. Wayfarers that imbibe this alcohol beverage will start overhearing the thoughts of those around them, as if they are perfectly in tune with everyone.

GOLDEN BUNS WITH SPICED HONEY DRIZZLE

Ah, a perfectly homey looking meal, sweet and savory, gently steaming. These are a must-try for any Wayfarer with a sweet tooth, proudly boasting of the agricultural and apiary skill of a nearby alien culture. The buns are perfectly fluffy, the spiced honey is warming. What's not to love? After eating this, Wayfarers will find themselves and the nearest person sharing a vision of themselves as they might have been had they gone down the worst possible path in their life.

CHERRY COLA!™

This isn't the Cherry Cola! you may or may not be familiar with, but it's interesting that whatever alien came up with this came up with the same Earth word. Or maybe the Hosts got it from Earth? Either way, it's fizzy, it's sparkly, it makes you feel like you're floating on rainbow bubbles. Upon drinking this, imbibers will telepathically project outward a vision of the most beautiful thing they've ever seen.

A CAKE. MAYBE.

Dear god. What is it? Who came up with this? Who is even brave enough to try this? It certainly… has a taste. It… has an appearance. Whether either of these things are good is in the eye of the beholder. Wayfarers adventurous enough to put this in their mouths (or other eating appendages) will find themselves uncontrollably speaking aloud of the thing they long for the most.

INITIATE


Eventually, it comes time to launch.

The Hosts are a blur of activity, some of them packing up more delicate equipment in case of errant gravity waves during initial propulsion, some of them herding the Wayfarers into a seating area reserved specifically for the safety of its occupants during launch, deceleration, and rare turbulence. You are informed that engine flare will be so bright it will rival a star for the next twenty-five hours of engine start-up burn, but you will only need to stay strapped in for half an hour or so.

As the Theorem's enormous engines start cycling, the entire ship seems to hum in melodic song. And after everybody is strapped in, that's when the intensity starts. Gravity seems to want to push everything toward the stern, and Wayfarers are pressed hard against their seats with the inertia. After half an hour, the Hosts cheerily announce that everybody is free to get up and move around — but you might want to stay near a window, as they will be doing a low dive through the nearby planet's second moon's atmosphere, and it will be quite the sight.

Soon enough, the moon becomes visible. It is of unbroken crimson red, though subtle shifting in its surface lets you guess that it's water rather than earth. And then, as the Theorem rolls gently to the side, the view in the windows nearly perfectly split between moon and space, that's when you see them, swimming through the atmosphere.



To call them fish would be inaccurate — they are not in an ocean, or any body of water — and yet, that will be the word that springs to mind for most Wayfarers. Some of them are sleek and small, schooling in packs of shimmering white and ochre. Others are long and pointed, appendages pointed backward to exude a bright pink gas that propels them forward and which trails after them like oil slicks in the air. The locals call them x'enuda, the Hosts tell you, a combination of words that mean to fly and cunning prey.

They swim closer, swarming outside of the window. Some of them swim through, phasing through the shielding and windows alike, to dance gently in the interior of the Theorem, darting to and fro. If any Wayfarers find themselves curious enough to reach out and touch these creatures, they will find themselves similarly phased, capable of passing through matter for the next few minutes before the shared electrical field wears off and returns them to normal corporality. The external shield will catch you if you phase right through the ship's floor, but you may need to swim back up. Others may find themselves suddenly craving company, as if the x'enuda's instinct to remain safe in a school is catching.

FOREWORD


"All Wayfarers, please report to the docking bay!"

As you filter into the enormous cavern that makes up the docking bay of the Theorem, you see rows of smaller spacecraft. Some of them are sleek and light, like they'd be as free as a feather during aerial combat, while others are bulky and spacious. Many of them have designs in alien languages on them, or bizarre looking mascots, seemingly for good luck. As the occasional screen informs you, you are free to claim any one of the ships as your own, but first, Starling's Lament would very much like to give a presentation.

Past the rows of ships lays an expansive opening in the side of the Theorem, many stories high and wide, a shimmering forcefield the only thing between you and space. Beyond it, you can see the quickly fading shape of the planet and moons you left behind as the Theorem continues acceleration. It is in front of this that Starling's Lament has set up a large hologram of a star map.

As they start to explain once everyone is gathered, the map currently shows the region of space you are in. It is an enormous quadrant of multiple galaxies, some pinwheeled in shape, some circuler or tube-like. A line arcs across it, heading into what is clearly less-explored space, beyond the area colorfully marked as Alliance territory. Eventually, that line stops at a star, which then magnifies to reveal a six planet system, the second planet from the star circled.

This is your first objective: designation Epsilon-355.

There are many stories of which planets the Last Pilgrim has set foot upon, and yet, nobody has ever verified any of them. This, the Ascendants claim, is the closest match they have found for one of those planets in a scrap of story: a land of golden sand and shimmering glass, where pilgrimages track their way across the Golden Barrens desert. The planet is small and unassuming in the hologram, and the details next to it are scarce: relatively normal gravity, breathable atmosphere. More details will become available as the Theorem gets close enough for in-depth scans.

If there any notes of the Song to be found, they may yet be found in the Last Pilgrim's footprints.

Presentation nearly over, Starling's Lament directs you a series of tables that have neatly assembled packages of gear. Once you have picked your Division, you are welcome to claim the technological tools of its trade. You can also look at the spaceships available to claim, or even just watch out the docking bay door as you leave the planet behind and head deeper into space.

Welcome to the mission, Wayfarer.


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They hate to see an enterpreneur

[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-08 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I like 'nothing' as an answer

"Within nothingness, there is infinite potential."

Very Zen
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-08 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Within nothingness is a whole lot more nothingness, so anyone who has quoted that is a dumbass
OOPSIES that generalization accidentally included you omggg I'm so sorry


( the cold turkey crankiness has TAKEN OVER )
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-08 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn, the nicotine withdrawal is hitting you hard, huh? Like I'm gonna talk outta my ass about Buddhist philosophy hard

Asceticism is good for the soul
Think you should try it for a while longer
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-08 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
If I were Buddhist I would be mental giant-ing my way through this by sitting under a waterfall or smth
But I am unfortunately just a sad jonesing white boy

I'm looking for smth familiar and nicotine is the first thing I could think of
Seriously I'm sorry I'm impatient
I just don't have a tether and I'm in my head rn
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-08 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That actually feels great

Did it for like a solid hour once

Okay hakujin your plight has warmed the vast nothingness that is my heart
Lemme see what I can do


[ Mainly, can he steal one from Johnny? Find his plug? They already smoked all his but, unlike Jonas, he's practiced at denial, weathers it with aplomb. ]
Edited 2025-11-08 18:23 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-08 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
idk what hakujin means but I will take it as a harmless diss meant to bring us closer together as friends and colleagues
Thanks for looking out

I'm getting like really specific vibes from you though
I don't want to say cult-y buuut
Are you one of the fathomless worshippers
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'Shiny Gami', I am losing it

[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-08 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Literally white person
Since you used that for yourself assumed it's cool
But if you're feeling cheeky can use gaijin or gringo

No? Martial artist. And Japanese
Shintō and Buddhism
Was raised Catholic though
Now that's a cult
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HAKUJIN NEVER SEEMED SO APT

[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-08 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a Catholic Japanese martial artist and I'm a bumbling Methodist white kid so like what do I know
Let's stick with hakujin, gringo is too mainstream

Hey would this whole space anomaly or whatever be considered like
A miracle recognized by the church or smth
Like are we gonna get sainted now?
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Local gaikokujin gets Nihongo jouzu'd

[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-08 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gaikokujin is nicer, but alright. Hakujin is shorter ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

I'm not sure
Don't even know who the current pope is
Okay so
My mom was a God fearing Mexican woman
Who fucked a Japanese guy, obviously
So my understanding of Catholicism is also fucked to say the least
They baptized me cause that's just what you do
But aside from knowing the names of the apostles
Asking the wrong guy about the Catechism
Edited 2025-11-09 04:01 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-09 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
Brevity is the soul of wit so
Super 😮‍💨

So the pope and the Catechism are out
But like you gotta admit this is pretty insane
Unless you're totally fine with this whole thing and you do it all the time
Donde esta el vomit bags am I right lol
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-09 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
I am so sorry I haven't talked to people in so long
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-09 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This is nothing in comparison to the brain tumor who used to act like the devil on his shoulder.

Who he's now dating. ]
It's fine. Haven't had a normal conversation in months

Ain't alright with the method but fine with the results
Okay with not being home right now
Edited 2025-11-09 18:11 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-09 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah
Me too man


( There's a lengthy pause before he commits to sending what he has typed. )

Why are you?
Okay with not being home I mean
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-09 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Me and someone I care about did something we can't take back
Something big
So it's better we get the fuck outta dodge while tempers cool


[ Putting it extremely mildly. But he's still processing the assault on Arasaka Tower. What it means for them both. ]
Edited 2025-11-09 21:07 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-09 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Are they here on the ship too?
Like you guys didn't get separated right?
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-09 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah
No, we did
[ And it felt like the end of the world.

Should've known they would find their way back to each other no matter what. That's what souls do. ]


But then we both showed up here
So call me a cultist or a romantic
But I'm not gonna forsake this gift after what we just came from
Edited 2025-11-09 22:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-09 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No I believe you
Seriously I'm glad you found each other
The odds of that happening are probably like astronomical
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-09 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah we're lucky
Don't want to spit on that luck
So I'll hear what they have to say
But I don't like being drafted against my will
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like they're kinda doing you a favour by putting you up
Like it's not their fault space ruptured or whatever right?
If I was hiding and the person concealing me told me to wash dishes I'd pretty enthusiastically do that
Esp if I didn't have to worry about my partner being out there on their own
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-10 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, it isn't their fault both Johnny and him ended up as code, both being uploaded to their respective destinations when, somehow, they got pulled out of Mikoshi's servers into this ship.

But... ]
We're not washing dishes. They're asking us to fight for them, possibly die
You asking something like that outta me? Have a right to do some research before I pull the trigger
I'm happy Johnny's here
That doesn't mean I'm gonna throw caution to the wind
Wouldn't be alive if we had
Edited 2025-11-10 00:19 (UTC)
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-10 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Woah I'm not fighting anything dude, I signed up for one of the nerdy roles
If you signed up for the Security one then I advise you to not do that?
I know the gun is appealing but love yourself
Seriously though if you did wanna wash dishes like that's a whole job you can do
It's a Support role which was actually #1 on my list
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-10 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
You're still part of the machine
If you're a cook, who are you making meals for?
If you're an engineer, who are you designing tools for?
And yeah I'm Support too
But I'm under no delusions as to whose ships I'll be fixing
Just not in the front lines
All I'm buying is time
Edited 2025-11-10 16:16 (UTC)
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-10 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Let's get one thing straight here — aside from the fact he isn't: ] Don't fight with guns
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[personal profile] coherer 2025-11-10 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
omg okay rage against the system, you go girl, but they're not personally conscripting you or your man into space wars
You'll be mopping floors or like tightening bolts somewhere

No offence seriously but
It sounds like you're making your own problems
That's super stressful dude
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[personal profile] mikoshi 2025-11-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
How the hell isn’t it personal?
They could’ve pulled any random gonk outta space time
But they pulled me and you and a bunch of others
You don’t think there’s a reason they’re gravitating towards people with specific skill sets?

Said nothing about space wars
But there’s an expectation that some of us will be fighting
Why hand out rifles then? Why is Security a whole division?

It ain’t stressful to acknowledge your conditions
Just having eyes and ears

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Once more I'm so sorry

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