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theorem mods ([personal profile] lamentus) wrote in [community profile] theorememes2026-01-03 07:00 am
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TDM #2, arc 1.2: as she bends toward the sun





I sing this to be free
I sing for you and me
I sing across the sky
To find a place of life
Where all of this is true
I bring this into you










BUFF



For those who are bonded to the Fathomless, they will, one night, wake up from a startling dream in which they remembered a memory they had forgotten, or had glossed over.









DEBUFF




Bonded of the Empty Machine will experience insatiable hunger this month, and will never feel satisfied no matter how much they eat.











At first, you feel a pull. In which direction, you do not know. When a portal of shimmering black and glittering stars appears in front of you, it only seems natural to step into it. On the journey, it is as if you see everything: ancient galaxies wheeling through space, cultures born and growing and leaving their planets, lights creeping over landmasses and them winking out all at once. You see the hungry arm of a black hole, an enigmatic smile under a mirrored mask, a fist clenched tight around an endless sword. Fangs shining in starlight, bandaged feet that have traveled so many miles and still remain sturdy, and code shattering under titanium will.

And then your feet touch solid ground again, and what you have seen is suddenly hard to recall, the merest of glimpses springing to mind when you try to think back.

All you know is that you witnessed something enormous, something you probably shouldn't have seen.

As you struggle to refocus your gaze, all you see for a long moment is white. White walls, white floor. Narrow white cots lined up against a wall, screens blinking above them in tones of soothing aqua and mint. You are in a medbay — a highly advanced one, given the lack of bulky machinery — but perhaps the most eye-catching thing about the room is a long window showing endless black and twinkling stars outside.

Before you can give voice to any thoughts, a small robot flutters toward you, and perches on the back of a chair. "Hello, Wayfarer!" the birdform chirps cheerfully. "I imagine you must have many questions; allow me to enlighten you! You have fallen victim to a quantum accident and have been pulled to another universe, but the Ascendants, in their generosity, intercepted your signal and brought you here so that you did not wind up in empty space. You are aboard the Theorem of the Astral Rose; our mission is to explore uncharted space and search for the Song!"

They pause, thinking, their little blue eye aglow, and then brighten.

"Oh! Introductions are in order! I am Starling's Lament in Flight, but you may call me Starling's Lament. I am one of the Hosts of this exploration vessel; we will do everything we can to ensure a safe voyage for you. Unfortunately, at this moment, we cannot send you home. The Ascendants have indicated that their search for the Song may play some key role in doing so." They whistle a merry tune. "Please enjoy your stay! The other Wayfarers are currently on planet Epsilon-355, you may join them at any time!"

And so, you take a shuttle down to the planet; an orb of a nearly unbroken gold landmass and pale pink clouds scudding across the surface. On the journey, the pilot Host recites for you why this planet was picked: it is a possible match for a planet mentioned in a story about the Last Pilgrim, one of the most enigmatic of the Edicts. If there are scraps of the Song to be found, it may be in the path they traveled there.





PLANET TYPE: arid world
ORBITAL CHARACTERISTICS: close orbit to native sun, no eccentricities in orbit
ROTATION PERIOD: 31 hour days, 405 day year
NATURAL RESOURCES: iron-rich silicate, limonite, titanium oxides, sodium, nickel
BREATHABLILITY INDEX: safe for humanoid respiration
WEATHER PATTERNS: occasional sandstorms, very little rain
LANDMASS: 98% of planet
AVERAGE TEMPERATURE: 31c
SURFACE GRAVITY: average
BIOSIGNATURES: indicates a narrow range of native life
ARTIFICIAL STRUCTURES: none found

REFLECT

On-planet, activity is bustling.

Research & Archives pinpointed a clue in the story that would make finding the Last Pilgrim's trail easier to find: a pathway of bones that the caravan traveled upon. It is unknown how long this pathway is, or even if it still exists, depending on how long ago that story came from.

Science & Engineering, meanwhile, concluded that the golden sand of this planet is wholly unlike the sand of other deserts, made up of not just silicon dioxide and fossilized marine life, but of many inert chemicals and minerals, a scattered rainbow of compositions. Epsilon-355 was, they concluded, at one point the closest planet to its sun, and that has sown a strange field upon it: the golden ash and viscera of a star's fiery tempest and the powdered remains of a destroyed moon. It is, quite literally, made from stardust and moondust. The glass that litters the sands was put there by chaotic lashings of star plasma, whips of heat so intense they penetrated through the atmosphere and raised burned lines of melted sand over its surface. Luckily, the orbit of the planet has since taken it too far away from its star to do such damage again.

After long-range scans, Wayfarers were able to find signs that pointed to a large deposit of inert biological material that lay to the north-west.

As you pack up your camp, the weather is clear, and the sky is bright. For most Wayfarers, adjusting to the 31-hour cycle of Epsilon-355 has been difficult, but midday naps and staggered sleeping schedules have made it easier. The sand has proven to be a constant irritant when the breeze picks up, but the creatures largely prefer to hide, and there have been no more sightings of the barren-racers. It seems they travel only alongside the sand-whales, and the sand-whales only emerge after a storm.

With all of your supplies stocked on people's backs and the hover-sleds the Hosts have brought for easier travel, you set off to the north-west.



After the storm, the glass outcroppings had been scrubbed clear, and they still remain that way. The path north-west takes you through something of a valley, bordered on both sides by sharp juts of the glass, enormous spikes just waiting to impale anybody who sets a foot wrong. As Wayfarers move through this valley, the reflections feel like they are watching you, but you can never quite catch any coherent image in them outside of your own selves.

Until, that is, you happen to glance at another, and see a vision of something you regret. A past action you took, a decision you made, a fate you changed. It's a static image, like a photograph reflected in the glass's surface, and it does not fade when somebody else looks at it.

They all remain like specters lining the path you are taking, watching your every move.

DEBUT

After two days of travel, you find them.

At first, the Wayfarers find the trail of bones mentioned in the scrap of story you're following. It is just as described: a pathway of enormous bones, presumably of the last titans the story refers to. They are neatly laid in a winding pathway over and between the rolling sand dunes, bleached white by sand and time. Most of them are meters long: humerus bones three meters long lining the path like a border, rib bones twice as tall as a person creating elegant fan shapes.

On the side of the path, greater remains may occasionally be seen. Enormous titanic skeletons half-buried in the sand, watching the pathway, like they simply laid down and died as eternal sentinels.



Astute observers notice that the skulls are all pointed in the same direction, and so, that is the direction you follow, until finally, you find life.

You hear them before you see them; music and laughter carrying through the light breeze. And when the Wayfarers crest a massive dune, you look down upon a valley where there winds a serpentine path, and upon it walks a long caravan of people. You catch up to them, and as you walk alongside them to get to the front of the line in hopes of finding a leader, they all greet you warmly, like old friends that simply have not met yet.

There is a brightly painted wooden wagon with a group of old women in the back, their faces stained with red ochre, their eyes blind, and their mouths laughing. A young boy wearing red pearls leads a metal hover-craft with a pilgrim painted on the side, and a pack of young children in aquatic water-suits run with him, giggling bubbles into the water in their helmets. Young women of dark skin and magnificent wings trail in a line behind a four-legged robot, singing helio-cycle poems and carrying bowls of vivid fruit. You identify what must be the lapho-beasts from the story: huge quadrepeds built like a gorilla with hooked beaks, the size of a three-storey building, plodding along at a sedate pace, their backs lined with rolled up tents, and barrels of grain and water that sloshes with every one of their thumping steps. A small group of tall entities with featureless faces and elegant robes walk along a pair of rock-skinned hexapods. A squat creature with a head shaped like a mushroom dances alongside them all, strumming music on a long instrument that emits color and light with every note. Everywhere you look, there is music, and laughter, and celebration.



It takes a while to get to the front, but there, you meet the ringleaders of this pilgrimage. The first is a tall robotic entity with limbs as thin and straight as sticks, a narrow rectangular face, a bright red woven cloak, and a hat that resembles a dǒulì, wide and conical. Her name is Elegance, and she introduces you to her wife, Rēza, a short woman who resembles an upright moth, with large furred wings and compound eyes, her antenna waving in the breeze. The scarf around her neck and mouth is of many colors, and looks charmingly handmade, a little rough around the edges.

They tell you that this caravan has been traveling for thirty days, and they are not far from their objective. The unknown temple, they believe, lays little more than a week's travel away. Everybody you see has come here from local systems, hoping to find something in the Last Pilgrim's footsteps. Thousands of pilgrimages have been doing the same, one after the other, for eons.

Everybody, they say, finds something different. Something you did not know you needed until that very moment.

If you ask them if the Song is to be found there, Rēza laughs, and says they do not know. But perhaps, if you need it that badly, it will be what you find?

Elegance and Rēza are happy to have you travel with the caravan, and encourage you to meet with everyone. They also think it would only be appropriate for you to help with the caravan's various ventures: the story-tellers are trying to compose an epic poem to mark their trip, and the hunters are catching local flora and fauna to stretch out their rations. Or, you can join the sand skimmers, racing on their boards with brightly colored sails taking them through the dunes, scouting ahead for an oasis to seek more water.



Medical, perhaps, might be asked to help with desert-given injuries, sand rashes or injuries from the bone pathway. Engineers might be approached to help with the sand stuck in the joints of mechanical entities. Research & Archives might be pulled into hearty discussions about the story set on this planet.

FIRESIDE

When dusk begins to fall, the caravan draws to a stop, and they begin to make camp.

The Wayfarers do the same, setting up your tents and supplies. The carvan sets up in a series of circles, some small and contained to family groups, others large to hold dozens of people. Silverthorn is gathered for small fires in the middle of the circles, and many set about making dinner. Soon, the smells of smoke and dried meat fill in the air, stews bubbling with vegetables and foraged Firelight Brush roots, Speckled Runners turning slowly on spits to roast. Grain is pulled from barrels and pounded into powder on wide, flat rocks, mixed with scant water supplies to make a bread that is nonetheless fluffy and pale yellow once its dark crust has been broken open.

The caravan gladly shares their supplies with the Wayfarers with no expectation of the same in return, though it would certainly be polite. The lapho-beasts lay down so that their burdens may be taken off their backs, and slumber noisily next to the circles, curled almost entirely around some smaller ones.



Once dinner is served, the caravan turns to the members of the Theorem's crew, and begs: tell us a story.

You see, they have been traveling for a month, and they have already told each other all the stories they know. Stories from their own lives, stories that they were once told about others. Here, in this desert, the only currency worth anything is stories, and they are all eager for new ones. Is that not the domain of the Last Pilgrim? Is it not an honor in their name, to share stories of progress, of journeys, and of learning?

Children crowd around you eagerly, old men and women with sparks in their eyes lean in close, and the light-making music-playing creature of before hushes everyone, readying the crowd to listen to whatever story you choose to tell.

Or perhaps you are more content to listen as other circles share the stories they have told already, finding new details to highlight or new questions to ask. Either way, a lot of tales are being told around these fireplaces, and it would be wise to listen to them.

GLIMPSE

You spend the next week traveling.

It's not easy. On one day there is another sandstorm, and the caravan has to hunker down and wait it out. The following day is spent avoid the sand-whales and the barren-skimmers, but luckily, they don't go near the path of bones. You make friends with people in the caravan, you share stories over spiced drinks and good bread. You help where you can, and in return, the caravan shares everything they have with you.

You learn that they are here chasing a story: a rumor that visiting the temple at the end of this pilgrimage will grant them something they want. It does not cure illness or bestow riches, they say, but it gives you something you never knew you needed until that very moment. Some of the caravan have nothing besides the clothes on their backs, and some of them are wealthy, and some of them are seeking meaning. Some of them are from Alliance space, others are not.

A week later, Elegance and Rēza call the Wayfarers to the front of the caravan. You will have first honor of cresting the next row of sand dunes to catch the first glimpse of the temple. And as you scramble up the dune and peak its crest, you see it in the distance:



A long, almost mountain-like range of sand dunes, taller than any you've seen so far. Beyond them, the pale purple sky is lit up with fractal reflections in every color; atmospheric blue and x'enuda pink, the same orange as the optics of a robot family in the caravan, the gentle gold of the Theorem's shield.

Whatever is beyond that dune-range, it is giving up a spectacular light show.

They say it will take another day to get there, but for today, you will stop at an oasis.



The presence of water has allowed tall canyons to form around its exterior, so you must descend downward to find the shady oasis. The water is a perfect aqua blue, so clear you can see the very bottoms of the shallow pools. Here, there is life different from the tough, scrubby plants you encountered among the dunes: plant-life whose roots are able to draw in water from the pools, crowded around the edges of them in small clusters of orange and red leaves, white flowers peeking out among them.

First, the caravan must take enough water to fuel itself. But after that, anybody is free to take a dip, to bathe themselves or merely to enjoy the cool water.

If you do, you'll find yourself curiously refreshed, like you've just gotten the first decent night's sleep in a while. It may even cure minor wounds, and ease the aches of travel.

Tomorrow, you will finally find the temple that the Last Pilgrim visited.

imhilarious: (ok did i ask you??)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-01-19 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dean raises an eyebrow. This conversational turn is already paying dividends for him. ]

Uh, yeah. You wanted them to beat our less-poetic asses 'cause you liked it better. Said it was, uh. [ He tips his head to one side. Cas be saying shit, is the thing. He says all manner of weird shit. At that specific point in time? Even more weird than usual, to say nothing for completely unrelated to the other shit they were trying to deal with. So big catalogue to cross-reference, but Dean knows he remembers this one, so if he can juuuuust... ah. Aha.

Snaps fingers! Points! ]
More in tune with "the spheres." Rude, by the way. If we could see the damn spheres, we'd have been all over it.

[ He knows that's not the point. Gotta rep for humanity, is all. ]
theroadpaved: (mortal: befuddled but annoyed by it)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-01-22 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Hear. Hear the spheres.

[The wheel of the equipment dolly catches on a particularly awkward spear of glass; Castiel pauses to move the wheel aside and kick at the glass until it shatters.] Molecules vibrate at frequencies unnoticed by most mortal creatures. Waves of radiation travel through space and interact with these vibrations, change them. The Neanderthals were more sensitive to these vibrations and their interactions with waves. You could say they sensed the change in tempo.
imhilarious: (i wish i had hobbies)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-01-22 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Silently and mockingly mimics ~hear the spheres.~ while Cas is going super saiyan on a glass shard. Girl whatever. Sorry he doesn't have infinite ears in the multiverse. ]

Yeah, buncha real Nostradamuses, those guys. [ Pretend the vibration waves thing doesn't sound cosmically compelling and offputting in equal parts: check. ] You sayin' you think something changed up our tempos? We hopped spheres?

[ Not as good as motel bed magic finger vibrations, that's for sure. ]
theroadpaved: (i will uninvent the phones)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-01-28 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
No. [Cas still has no clue what kind of anomaly could've brought them here, but he also knows that getting into the particulars of dimensional travel with Dean is more likely to bore him than yield any new ideas. It's a lot of planar talk: ultimately flat.] I mean it more in relation to this Song we're supposed to find, and the fact that it seems to sound different to various people.

If this were a consistent melody or wavelength, even just a few individuals would be able to recreate it. Group consensus would've uncovered its origin by now.

Calling it a 'song' might be poetic license. Angels have, in the past, been referred to as living music. [So, maybe the 'Song' isn't a literal sound, but an entity that exists as a vibration or a wavelength, similar to an angel. An entity will have intent. An entity could evade efforts to identify or capture it.

Maybe they're not so much adventurers as they are bounty hunters.]
imhilarious: (is dying an option yes or no)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-01-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Save the dimensional travel talk for the Sams of the world. Dean likes the Engineering of Science & Engineering better. More hands-on.

It tracks, though, the rest of what Cas is saying. Dean remembers talking to that Jonas kid some after the sand whales popped up, about how everyone was hearing something different. Psychic mojo bullcrap. He's gotta admit this theory sounds way more believable than scouring the galaxy for someone's old LP.

A long-lost Edict? Something bigger than that? Something less definable? Who can say. No one, apparently.

Dean turns it over in his head a bit. ]


Dude, I think that makes us Dorothy.
theroadpaved: (whuh)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-02 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[...........squints.]
imhilarious: (press x to doubt)

1/2

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-02 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Squints back like "uhhhh what I could not have been any clearer" but he's doing it just to be a bitch about it because in instant-replay hindsight he does, in fact, know that he could not be any less clear to Castiel angel of the Lord. ]
imhilarious: (another double shift smh)

2/2 dean be like "just like blorbo from one of my movies." and it helps no one.

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-02 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well anyway. ]

Movie reference. Wizard of Oz. Anytime you hear me say "we're not in Kansas anymore" and you're thinkin' "you haven't been in Kansas lately"? Same thing. It's, uh.

[ Can Dean just say, 10/10 subject change for him, way better to be thinking about right now. Cas is actually the best for this. ]

Basically this chick and her dog get picked up by a freak tornado and dropped off in some other world. Fantasy world. Y'know. I actually gotta show you this one sometime, Cas, 'cause they did stuff with Technicolor that was-- [ Stops himself, very bravely.

He'll infodump about that later. He thinks that Cas might like it though. As much as Cas ever really cares about movies or TV. ]
Whatever. Her whole thing is she wants to get back home. And everyone tells her she's gotta go see the Wizard 'cause he's gonna be her best bet to make it there. Right? Some mystery dude no one's got any real details about. And wow, wouldn't you know there happens to be a road you gotta follow to get there. So Dorothy gets herself a lovable gang of misfits, fights a wicked witch, yada-yada-yada, not gonna do spoilers, not the point. Point is [ Dean maybe kinda lost track of the point tbh. They're on a quest through the emotional-torture desert, okay, cut him some slack. ], that's us now. We're Yellow Brick Roadin' this bitch.

Hell, we might not even be Dorothy in this equation. All of us might just be the guys she picked up, hopin' the Wizard can do us a solid too.

[ He will be Scarecrow. Cas can be the Tin Man. He doesn't know who their Toto or Cowardly Lion is yet, he'll figure it out. Even though he doubts the answer is gonna be that they had the magic in them all along or whatever. Just realistically. They are probably gonna have to kill something to get what they want. ]
theroadpaved: (do you think that means something)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-03 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just from the look on Dean's face it seems like this might just be another one of Dean's "let's try to explain the reference" sessions that don't actually clarify anything, but then Cas hears 'Oz.'

Could be coincidence.

In fact Castiel is returning to the tried and true hunt for what similarity between some piece of media and their current predicament just made the connection in Dean's brain (an exercise that ranges from confusing to fascinating to frustrating and, indeed, can be all three simultaneously) when he hears the next one.

Yellow Brick Road.

Oh no. Not those assholes.]


Dean, [Castiel interrupts with some mild urgency, a hand on Dean's arm,] You haven't been there, have you? To Oz? You really shouldn't go there, Avalon isn't a place for mortals. I understand you enjoy Technicolor, [whatever the fuck that is] but even on their best behavior, Oberon and his ilk are troublemakers and maliciously mischievous.
Edited 2026-02-03 21:12 (UTC)
imhilarious: (stealing donuts)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dean laughs. Sorta. It's more like a loudish exhale and a turn of the head.

He shouldn't be laughing about it, probably. Cas is being all sincere and urgent, and it's not like 99% of that job is a fond memory by any stretch. But also what the fuck kind of life is this, dude, seriously.

He got abducted by faeliens and it wasn't even the most messed-up thing that happened to him that month. ]


Yeah. Little bit late to the game, buddy. Been there, done that, fought my way out of the close encounter, bought the t-shirt. [ Okay and yeah there was Charlie's whole... situation at the LARP. Thing. Fae-adjacent. But like romantic.

That was a different kettle of fish than what he and Terminator Sam dealt with. ]
Not a literal t-shirt. I actually killed a fairy in the microwave the next day and she was, uh...

[ A hand-flippy gesture meant to encompass,,,, the concept of the whole body. ]

I mean, she was goin' full-frontal. Think that's just how they roll over there.
theroadpaved: (on my LAST nerve)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-04 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
[EXCUSEN THE FUCK? You have been to that shitty awful stupid wild-magic sorry excuse for an e-rave of a realm? And you fought and slew a fairy, even?

The aghast look on Castiel's face as Dean recounts his adventures probably isn't reassuring, but at least it looks more angry and...maybe...a touch possessive? More than it looks stricken, at any rate.]


As soon as I have my powers back, I'm examining your soul. [WHAT IF THEY TRIED TO LAID CLAIM ON YOU! Are you kidding him? What in the hell, the nerve of those little bugs, trying to fucking. Abduct what is clearly his Heaven's human. Unbelievable. The audacity. They're not even ten thousand years old, some of them.]
imhilarious: (do i have to listen to this)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-04 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hmmm. Okay good, we all hate fairies here then. Phew. Awesome. No need to regret the microwave incident or all the blegh.

It's kind of adorable how offended Cas is about that dumbass hunt, honestly. Touching, even. Dean's putting that expression in his metaphorical pocket to examine later like a pathetic middle schooler.

His exasperated little guy... ]


Take it easy, Cas, my soul's fine. [ As fine as his soul ever is, he guesses. Thing's gotta be the equivalent of a sturdy, chipped mug with a permanent coffee ring stain on the inside by now. ] Still usin' it every day or whatever without a hitch.

[ Dean will be forgetting about this examination thing well before Cas gets his powers back and he assumes Cas will do the same. It's literally whatever. You should see the other guy, only you can't because he microwaved her. ]
theroadpaved: (excuse me i am SO good at lying)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't speak you don't even know anything] It isn't the use that would be affected, it's the ownership. [Waves a hand dismissively. He's so annoyed rn, don't even try to talk him down.] Faerie magic is unpredictable, and they have a habit of trying to stake claim on mortals. I'm going to check.
imhilarious: (DON'T START SHIT)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-05 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Y- sorry, ownership?

[ GIRL, BE REAL. Nonsense. He is offended by even the implication!!! That's HIS soul okay. Dean only trades on himself when HE wants to and when HE knows it's happening! Stake claim! On him!!!

Fat fuckin' chance, dude, get in line. ]


Just because Oberon's got a friggin'-- friggin' zest for first-born sons doesn't mean he had his little fake alien posse try to stamp "Fae Property" on my ass, Cas! Pretty sure we would've picked up on that by now.

[ Those assholes would've come to collect at the worst possible moment already. OBVIOUSLY? ]
theroadpaved: (who tf is this)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-09 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Do not argue with him man, he's checking your soul for fairy tags and that's that! Like what is happening here? Do you want to be unaware of whether or not Oberon's put his grubby little mitts on your soul?] Why are you arguing with me? Why can't I check?
imhilarious: (how the FUCK should i know)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-09 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
'cause it's-- [ ??? ???????? ] It's stupid! Jesus. Do I look like I'm out there givin' everyone a free spiritual feel-up?

[ Dean is not being touchy about this. If anything YOU'RE being touchy about it. Why are YOU arguing with HIM (aka not being mad at him and clearly getting confused about why this is even an argument). Check and mate.

He doesn't even wanna make Cas watch Wizard of Oz anymore, man. That's more trouble than it's worth. He's just gonna show him Grease. Things he may or may not have done with entities tangentially related to Grease counter: zero. ]
theroadpaved: (mortal: the 'oh' moment)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[The wrinkled brow of confusion smooths back out. Ah. That's the issue here.]

I'm not angry with you. It isn't your fault. [Clearly. If Dean had to fight his way out and even killed a fairy, it's a case of yet another thing being done to him, which, circling back? Means Cas is even more right.] I want to examine your soul and look specifically for markers of fae magic in order to remove them, not in order to blame you.
imhilarious: (mulling it over (supposedly))

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-10 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh. Hm. So he was getting snappy and defensive for nothing bullshit reasons that he made up in his mind? NOT surprising. Very humiliating. We are looking AWAY at other INTERESTING THINGS like: rocks. ]

Right.

[ Kinda takes the wind out of his sails. If he feels dumb about the sliver of relief he feels, seeing as he was the guy arguing that all the stuff that happens to him is his fault (because it is), that's his business.

It's just, y'know. Different. ]


We can circle back on that. [ Because he is so generous. ]
theroadpaved: (beFUDDLED)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-12 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Nods, because of course 'circle back on that' means 'do what Castiel asks' and there's no reason to believe otherwise. Why would he? Dean is making that face, using that voice, he does when he's touched and surprised and uncomfortable and cowed.]

I'll be Dorothy with you, [Castiel says, glancing at a sheet of glass. He thought he saw...something, something. A splash of blood against wood? But now it's blank so perhaps he was seeing things.] But not if we have to entreat help from any fairies. [Fairies are so fuckin' annoying. He'll die first]
imhilarious: (🤨)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-13 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Should Dean bother trying to explain how weird it sounds to say "I'll be Dorothy with you"? Weird-ass sounding angel. Weird little guy.

... nah, he owes him one after going all overdramatic. It's whatever. Dean gets what Cas means. Not that being Dorothy with him is optional anyway since they're both here. So it can have a quick squint and a mental wave-off. ]


Pretty hardline stance there. [ Considering the poor collaboration choices and entreating that may or may not have been done in the past by one or both of the parties in this conversation. ] Didn't know Heaven had that kinda beef with Tinkerbell.

[ Cool hill man. He'll die on it with you, that's whatever. He'd love to know why, though. ]
theroadpaved: (wakarimasen)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-13 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't.

[Is he ashamed to admit-]

I just dislike them. [Nope we are all comfortable admitting to our biases here in safe company. This is perhaps because a) they've already brought harm to Dean so Cas doesn't care about diplomacy or b) Cas NEVER cared about diplomacy and he just hates those motherfuckers for personal reasons.]
imhilarious: (babe...)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-14 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ No hold on this is instantly a thousand times better than another case of weird Heavenly party lines. ]

You just dislike them?

[ Yes, Dean imitates the tone. Yes, he sounds like he's maybe having fun again already. Babe please he's begging you, start shit-talking the Fae. ]
theroadpaved: (on my LAST nerve)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-14 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
They never speak plain. [Prepare to receive the rare but emphatic Castiel Bitchfest. Wife privilege] They're even worse than demons about it. And they don't adhere to their own rules or caste structures. Everything is a game to them, they have no sense of loyalty. Or diligence, or focus.
imhilarious: (ok girl get it)

[personal profile] imhilarious 2026-02-14 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wife privilege unveils so many perks. Dean loves when Cas lets himself bitch about petty beef. It's enrichment! ]

Oh you really don't like 'em, huh. That's like all the personality those sons of bitches got.

[ Dumb wavy hand gesture. Worf impression that only Dean gets as a reference. ]

"They are without honor."
theroadpaved: (excuse me i am SO good at lying)

[personal profile] theroadpaved 2026-02-17 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, exactly, [Castiel agrees fervently, so grateful that Dean understands where he's coming from with this. It might be a case of the pot calling the kettle tarnished for Cas to be talking about concepts like honor and humility and honesty, but there's a difference between being ashamed for one's behavior and delighting in it. Faeries enjoy being deceitful cheats.] Once during negotiations, an aes sídhe tried to change me into a boar.

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